The New Toilet Paper Consortium

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Are people used to do the poo job elsewhere since they are suddenly in the need of panic buying tons? So when you see one of these people with their hands full of toilet paper rolls you can assume this is the reason why you always find the loo seat open with poo spots down in the bowl.

My wonderings made me take a look out there for a reason…

  1. People make protection suits to be prepared…
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2. People are not tired of making practical jokes…

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3. I told you they never get enough…

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http://ivylanedesigns.blogspot.com/2013/01/fun-with-empty-toilet-paper-roll.html

4. The dirty work is done…

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5. You need immediately access if something scares the shit out of you…

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6. Your grandchildren is training…

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7. You bought the new bestseller…

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https://matestephaniemre.wordpress.com/2015/06/

8. You have been on a long distance flight lately…

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Sorry, it wasn’t me, I just stole the pic…

9. You had a bad experience with your last Halloween costume…

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Sorry, I forgot who… Slow internet these days.

10. The “loo paper boss” told you this is all that’s left…

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Now you might wonder… Why do I write this story?

Because writing is better than cleaning toilets.

Besides my back is broken…It was hard to get all these big bags out of my car and up on the shelf.

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https://ecothriftyliving.com/2016/03/even-making-small-change-is-worth-i.html

And I want to perform my Tai Chi without risks…

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Before I cue up for the next rumor…

You might know me, but you don’t. I got wet in the rain, but now always soaked. I thought a lot. High thoughts and also loud and clear.

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