Jumping On a Mountain Top

How hard is it to get there?

Photo by Peter Conlan on Unsplash

I never had the energy to start jumping

I have been on many a mountain top, but not lately. And when I did the climbing I never had the energy to start jumping on the top.

Big nose mode was not available then

And luckily self portrait mode— or big nose mode as I call it in between— was not available those days, unless you rigged a stand and a small tele lens to shoot a real portrait with the self timer. So if you ever wondered if people had smaller noses in the old days you’ll know the reason by now.

Naked on the top

I can understand why people undress on the top when they have climbed for hours. Since this is an American publication I won’t bother you — or the moral police — with naked Instagram bodies either or wherever they are published.

You might know me, but you don’t. I got wet in the rain, but now always soaked. I thought a lot. High thoughts and also loud and clear.