I SEE A LOT OF NUMBERS ON MY SCREEN. IT IS NOT MONEY. I HAVE A LOT OF PICTURES ON PAPER. IT IS NOT MONEY. THE CHIP ON MY KEYCARD CAN'T BUY ME ANYTHING OR PAY MY BILLS.

THIS IS A BAD DESCRIPTION OF MONEY.

I like Wikipedias better:

Money is any item or verifiable record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts, such as taxes, in a particular country or socio-economic context. The main functions of money are distinguished as: a medium of exchange, a unit of account, a store of value and sometimes, a standard of deferred payment.

UNFORTUNATELY BITCON HAS BEEN ABLE TO BUY ME EVERYTHING I WANTED SINCE I STARTED LOVING PIZZA. BITCOIN IS MONEY.

CRYPTOCURRENCY IS SO FAR THE BEST FUTURE PAYMENT SOLUTION THANKS TO BITCOIN.