I have always wondered how internal humor works in a hospital, in this case it is related to your career using stereotypes.
The war on drugs and the way the prescriptioners have an addiction to the medicine industry is seldom mentioned. You should study the difference between Oxycodone and Morphine works, and why the industry did this stunt.
The end of that story is greed, and you are somwhere in between, maybe all the way...
Hope you keep on taking good care.